Vampires Can´t Have Anything: Resurrection


Elif Satanaya Özbay and Andrea González Garrán
19:00 15-02-2023

Elif Satanaya Özbay and Andrea Gonzalez are 'literally' bringing back from the dead 'Vampires Can't Have Anything.' A live show about all the vampire references in our contemporary visual culture.

Join them for their new season while they discuss the theme of Resurrection for an hour, with vampire celebrities, ancient myths, atemporal moving image gems, questionable TV shows, gothic novels, and much more.

All references mentioned on this show are available in the Vampires Can´t Have Anything public library.

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Artist / Organisation: Elif Satanaya Özbay and Andrea González Garrán
Location of the show: Amsterdam
Producer: Monty Mouw
Length: 69 min
Language: English

15-02-2023 at 19:00

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